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Bright Eyed Thoughts

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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REALEST zodiac sign stuff

Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

I want the part of you that you refuse to give to anyone.

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and anime figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch anime or cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

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baddiebey:

This is so sad but I feel like if Beyoncé came up to me and was like “You can come work for me as my maid/babysitter but you won’t get paid and you have to live in my laundry room and live off of Blue’s old jars of baby food and you also have to cut off all ties to anybody but me & my family” I would really do it like I wouldnt even second guess it I’d just call my mom like ‘imma miss u say goodbye to the rest of the fam for me xoxo’

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doesitoffendyourmother:

50shadesofpitchblack:

jack-frost-rotg:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE

Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS MOVIE

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

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cosmothefairy:

give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

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me as a parent

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broccoleafveins:

The Little Mermaid, 1989

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mermaidchan05:

mermaidlion:

 Prince Eric is way more then just a good looking guy (even though he is a very good looking guy).

click on the pictures to see my explanations.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE SEES THIS

GODS I NEED AN ERIC IN MY LIFE

We had a lecture by class today about new policies and dress code. My friend Quinn had the perfect responce👏👌

We had a lecture by class today about new policies and dress code. My friend Quinn had the perfect responce👏👌