• ivyinspired:

    this accurately represents my class participation

    (Source: nonstopsmile, via oops-i-hate-you)

  • frerardruinedmylife:

    adiostoreadumb:

    SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

    WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

    (via kathrynoliviaaa)

  • Nicki Minaj (2010  2014)

    (Source: all-nickiminaj, via oops-i-hate-you)

  • stunningpicture:

    Took a picture of a man and daughter at a coffee shop to show them what they would look like in 10 years

    (via epic-humor)

  • queen-of-fallen-angels:

    hallowtardis:

    I SWEAR. ORLANDO BLOOM IS JUST HIRED TO LOOK HOT AND MAKE HILARIOUS FACES IN THE BACKGROUND

    Was worth the money.

    (Source: rouxx, via epic-humor)

  • snorlaxatives:

    quiettimeeverytime:

    snorlaxatives:

    do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

    in america is everyone ignorant

    it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

    (via oops-i-hate-you)

  • shitshilarious:

    queerqueerspawn:

    james-tiqueerius:

    queerqueerspawn:

    glampersand:

    glowcloud:

    kittiesinqueerland:

    robalyn:

    the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

    new york to haiti

    greenland is right out

    ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

    Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

    Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

    There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

    In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

    As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

    Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

    (via epic-humor)

  • gutsygumshoe:

    one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”

    THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck

    (via kathrynoliviaaa)

  • aweepingangel:

    i was never jealous of barbie’s body

    i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

    (via fake-mermaid)

  • bunrobot:

    cupcakemichi:

    transhumanisticpanspermia:

    he is unstoppable

    how did you get he from this

    there is literally not a single pronoun or gender identifier of any kind in the post

    there are hundreds of comments on this post referring to me as ‘he’ and you are the first to call that out. thank you

    (via oops-i-hate-you)

  • actuates:

    HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
    1. Get the ball
    2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
    3. Run.

    (via thestoryyouneverknew)